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“Kangaroo Capitalism: Australia’s Economic Recipe for Success!”

CiFact
8 min readMay 28, 2023

Alright, let’s give it a shot! Here’s a more humorous and simplified version about AUSTRALIA.

“Hey there, EVERYONE! Did you know that only 0.32% of the world’s population lives in Australia? It’s like they’re on their own little planet down under! But guess what? Despite being so far away from everyone else, these Aussies are rolling in dough! How do they do it? Well, let me break it down for you in the most entertaining way possible.

First off, Australia is huge! It’s a whole continent in itself! But here’s the funny part: most people squeeze into just 3% of the land, while the rest is all kangaroos and koalas partying. So, in this small chunk of land, they’ve managed to build the 13th largest economy in the world! That’s a whopping 1.6 trillion U.S. dollars, beating countries like Spain and giving Brazil a run for its money.

Now, let’s talk about the average Aussie’s wallet. With a GDP per capita of around 55,000 U.S. dollars (or 77,000 Aussie dollars, mate), they’re outshining Canada, the UK, and even the fancy French folks! They’re just a tad behind Germany, Sweden, and Austria. But hold on, there’s more! Australia also snags the eighth spot for the highest average salary in the world. Looks like these Aussies know how to cash in!

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